As far as the legal hassling and wrangling and posturing in Florida, I would suggest you talk to our team in Florida led by Jim Baker.
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
I like the authentic punk dance you did there. It's like a child dizzy off lemonade
They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.
I'm a mischievous drunk.
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard
Comedy is a man in trouble. And without it, there's no humor.
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
You start out with Mad magazine, and you go right through the sort of black humor of Lenny Bruce, Lord Buckley, Mort Sahl, Paul Krassner. . . If you put Lenny together with Mad magazine and run it through the brain of a college student, you get National Lampoon.
All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.
It was the coldest winter ever! I thought last winter was the coldest winter ever, but I was wrong now wasn't I? You see because I travel all the time. So last winter, I'd be in the midwest, and the blizzard would hit. And then I'd fly home, and the blizzard would hit again!
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".
Humor is not about problems with airline luggage handlers. It's about our lives in America and it's about the ends of our lives and it's about everything that happens after that and everything that happened before.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
I'm able to see humor in a lot of things.
You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?