I don't like to play the victim.
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.
I like Yorkshire terriers. They're good to wash your car with. They fit right in the bucket.
I used to be a folk singer, but I was. . . dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog. And being a folk singer doesn't make you attractive to women.
I haven't found anywhere in the world where I want to be all the time. The best of my life is the moving. I look forward to going.
When things are not going the way you want them to go, you start to press.
My best advice to any young person is, if you want kids, be careful who you have them with. That's my mantra.