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Noel Fielding Biography

Noel Fielding (born 21 May 1973) is an English comedian, writer, actor, artist, musician and television presenter. He is known for being part of The Mighty Boosh comedy troupe alongside comedy partner Julian Barratt.

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We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um. . . everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

Baileys, Creamy, Everythin, Funny, Humor, Needs

No means yes in grasshopper language.

Funny, Grasshopper, Humor, Language, Mean, Yes

When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

Funny, Humor, Knives, Lifted, Nobody, Realised

When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big.

Baseball, Big, Full, Funny, Kit, Stupid

I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.

Funny, Humor, Think, Thinking, Wig, Women

When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.

Audience, Crowd, Crowds, Humor, Materials

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

Combo, Funny, Happiness, Humor, Ponchos, Tits

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

Cos, Funny, Hair, Humor, Kids, Like

I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got my number, but I, ever so stupidly, and obviously thought it was one of my mates mocking about. So I was like, "Yeah, whatever. " And it was him, but I even went to him, "That's not even a good Irish accent!"

Accent, Funny, Humor, Names, Rang, Stupidly

People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free.

Imagination, Mad, People, Reflects, Said, Sooner

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

Depresses, Depressing, Fantasy, Needs, Reality

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

Cool, Friend, Funny, Humor, Kid, Kids

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

Funny, Hate, Humor, Psychedelic, Reality

Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.

Funny, Humor, Mentally, Science, Teacher, Teachers

There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.

Drug, Drunk, Football, Taking, Tea

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

Audience, Way, World

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

Impossible, Poncho, Ponchos, Unhappy, Wearing

The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

Accessory, Funny, Humor, Multi, Purpose, School

My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.

Dad, Everyone, Mum, Quick, Sharp, Uncles

I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it'll be a musical the ship will be built out of my own hair.

Hair, Musical, Nothing, Ship, Space, Thinking

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