The distinction between what is real and what is imaginary is not one that can be finely maintained. . . all existing thing are. . . imaginary.
It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.
Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.
Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.
I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it'll be a musical the ship will be built out of my own hair.
Love is just the most beautiful, joyous feeling. It can come from many places.
We exaggerate the glory of some men in order to detract from that of others.
I love the idea of a woman's suit, but I wanted something that was a little easier to wear.
It is an error common to many to take the character of mankind from the worst and basest amongst them; whereas, as an excellent writer has observed, nothing should be esteemed as characteristical, of a species but what is to be found amongst the best and the most perfect individuals of that species.