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Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies.

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Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.

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My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.

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I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.

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Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.

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