I still get to preach 14, 15 times a year. But you have to make a living.
When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.
Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.
Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.
I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it'll be a musical the ship will be built out of my own hair.
Giving energy to the mind, is like giving your neighbour a gun to shoot you with.
At first, art imitates life. Then life will imitate art. Then life will find its very existence from the arts.
I don't like, speaking about the movie, if I may say couple more words, I like a movie that doesn't drag too much, unless it's purpose. I like a movie with an action with a certain pace. If it's too monotone, I hate it. No, I don't hate it, I just don't like it, period.
. . . the winner is the one who believes in victory more.