Humor is the good natured side of a truth.
There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Generosity, to be perfect, should always be accompanied by a dash of humor.
At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them. . . Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray. . . This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn. . . Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.
If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can't explain it.
Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product.
Home is important. Its important to have a home.
I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.
If you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat.
In brief, sir, study what you most affect.
Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.
You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache. . . or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.
I think a sense of humor is the most important thing anyone can have.
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.