It is one thing to photograph people. It is another to make others care about them by revealing the core of their humanness.
I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.
A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.
I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.
My kids accuse me and my wife of being fascists and overly concerned about tech, and they say that none of their friends have the same rules. . . That's because we have seen the dangers of technology firsthand. I've seen it in myself, I don't want to see that happen to my kids.
I'm really the candidate who has really lived his whole life in suburbia.
Today, everything has to be made by committee, and has to have special effects, but there's always room for good films.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face. ' I said, 'You'll be sorry. ' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well. '