You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
If you can see the handwriting on the wall. . . you're on the toilet.
When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets. '
With what hope can we endeavor to persuade the ladies that the time spent at the toilet is lost in vanity.
Teddy said it was a hat, So I put it on. Now dad is saying, "where the heck's the toilet plunger gone?
The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.
As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.
If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.
The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.
I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish signs: a handicapped restroom that said Deformed Mans Toilet, that kind of thing.
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
I cleaned toilets and shined shoes.
For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet with a smell.
Our forests are not for toilet paper. They are worth more standing than cut. That deserves to be defended, not only by native peoples but also by environmentalists.
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.
The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It's not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be honest with you, you don't know where your asshole is pointing within a small circumference.