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Robert Lane "Bob" Saget (/ˈsæɡət/; born May 17, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full House (1987–95) and its Netflix sequel Fuller House, and hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014.

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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

Comedy, Dissect, Joke, Thinking, Too Much

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

Aristocracy, Based, Comedy, Family, People, Want

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

Based, Firsts, House, Hug, Show

It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

Love, New Day, People, Reading, Thing

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

Comedy, Crowds, Scene, Urban, Years

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

Argue, Arguing, People, Right, Truth Is

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here. ' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

Absent, Interesting, Paul, People, Way

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

House, Long, Make, Potties, Road Trip

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

Alone, Choices, Done, Instead, Procrastination, Times

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

Brand, Creativity, Kindness, Love, New Day

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and. . . filled with stuffing.

Bird, Cutting, Filled, Head, Stuffing, Turkeys

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

Ass, Friends, Kicking, Matter, Words

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce. . . . I thought he was missing.

Missing, Salad, Salad Dressing, Sauce, Saw, Supermarket

Some dead people said smart stuff.

People, Said, Smart, Stuff

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

And At The End Of The Day, Day, Ends, The End Of The Day

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

People, Feed

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

Lines, Nine, Phones, Problems, Ringing, Trying

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

Negative, Nuts, Wait, Waiting

It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

Down, Know, Smart, Teacher, Yoga

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

Hanging, Negative, People, Person, Two

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