I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap.
I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived. . . and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables.
There is nothing to fear from someone who shouts.
To me, my nephew is the angel of my world. It is my absolute happiest moment whenever he smiles at me.
You have first to experience what you want to express.