The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.
Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die?
Sometimes I feel like I'm on top of the world, and other mornings I feel like crap.
God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe. Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe.
In my 20s, I railed against anything 'spiritual', I thought it was all crap.
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with. . . It can be confusing and weird and awkward, but sometimes it just makes you melt and forget everything that is going on.
I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it.
This being-nice crap was for thebirds.
As happy as I am off the floor, on the floor I am the opposite. I don't take any crap.
Billy Crystal. . . I crap bigger than him.
A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.
Being a woman is really crap.
My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap
Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don't give a crap how many matches I have won.
Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.
There are two ways to look at most problems. . . 'Oh Crap!' or, 'Good Information!,' and our choice will give us good information on how to deal with problems in the future.
You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!
You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?
You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you're doing, then there's always a silver lining.