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J. B. Smoove Biography

Jerry Angelo Brooks (born December 16, 1965), widely known as J. B. Smoove, is an American actor, writer, comedian, and voice actor. He started his career off with the television series Def Comedy Jam in 1995. He is best known for his role as Leon on the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm. He also starred on the CBS sitcom The Millers from 2013 to 2015. He most recently portrayed a fictionalized version of himself on the BET improv-comedy reality television parody Real Husbands of Hollywood.

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I talked about everything, man. I've always written material that everyone can laugh at. I talked about growing up. I did a lot of physical comedy. That was my thing. I was a physical comedian. I did anything and everything from running on a treadmill, I can paint a picture on stage of anything.

Comedy, Growing Up, Men, Physical, Running, Thing

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

Eye, Giving, Pace, Things, Together

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

Apple, Apples, Buy, Iphone, Months, Online

I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I'm working with my left and right hand. I'm the two-sided coin. I'm all of those metaphors you can think of. I'm the interracial couple. I'm BET and CBS.

Couple, Thinking, Hands, Version, Think, Left

I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.

Arenas, Days, Fighting, People, Talking

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

Laugh, Laughing, Make, Trying, Write, Writing

I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things, you can't leave the bathroom door open. . . you can't put your feet on the couch, you can't hide stuff in the couch.

Bathroom, Certain, Doors, Feet, Stuff, Want

Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print.

Names, News, Police, See

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

Opportunity, Scenes, Steal, Stealing, Sticky, Thieves

You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

House, Taste, Chickens, Wished, Show, Lady

Some of the best dramatic actors have started in comedy.

Actors, Comedy, Dramatic

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

American, Car, Cars, Dodge, Drive, Truck

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, they've got to let him do what he does - otherwise it's like bringing Michael Jordan to your basketball team and telling him to just pass the ball and don't shoot.

Basketball, Guy, Let, Michael, Pass, Team

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.

Hamburgers, Hotdogs, Tongs, Turn, Turns, Use

Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on what they're going to say, and they're not listening. You have to listen in order to see where the other person is going to.

Hard, Listen, Listening, Order, People, Say

You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

Motivation, Trying, Pants, Power, Crap

In my stand-up, I've always been loose. If there's a curtain onstage, I'll use that in my act. If there's a door, I'll use the door. I always like to use everything at my disposal, which makes each show a little different and a little more fun.

Curtain, Different, Doors, Fun, Loose, Use

I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers. . . In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

Buttons, Club, Doors, Fire, Soda, Used

The ruckus' is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You've got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time.

Different, Different Experiences, High, Life, Throughout, Tolerance

I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones - we made it. You all are winners. That's the first race you ever won.

Live, Lucky, New York, Race, Thinking, Won

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