Rude staff, bad lighting, and dirty bathrooms are all signs of a bad restaurant and a good reason to leave a restaurant!
Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?
When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off.
What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!" "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. " Max: (tries to punch him) "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it. " Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)
You can't go to the bathroom alone. . . you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. It's true. The last woman that attempted it, it was 1937 and her name was Amelia Earhart.
It’s wherever you are. If it’s tapped into any of your senses, it knows where you are and what you’re doing. ” Oh no, I thought, my spirits sinking. I hadn’t considered that. Did that mean nothing I did was ever anymore? “Even in the bathroom?” the Gasman’s eyes widened with surprise.
You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.
Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if that "something" is a fake bathroom break.
This could very easily be taken out of context, and I think it's funny now, but I remember looking in the mirror as a kid and, it would be like for an hour at a time, and I'd be like, 'I'm just so beautiful. Everybody is so lucky that they get to look at me. ' And of course that changes as you get older, but I may have held on to that little-kid feeling that was me alone in my bathroom.
I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom.
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about
Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom
If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.
I moved into the garage at my mom's house, she wouldn't let me into the house, and the garage didn't have any running water. It did have electricity though, but it didn't have any running water, no bathroom. But, you know, it was great for me because I had my books there.
I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it.
When I really worry about something, I don’t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom when I worry about something. Only, I don’t go. I’m too worried to go. I don’t want to interrupt my worrying to go.
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.
A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.
I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday.