A father is someone who can't get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt.
I crawled in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and saw the devil. It was me.
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Its funny how certain objects convey a message -- my washer and dryer, for example. They can't speak, of course, but whenever I pass them they remind me that I'm doing fairly well. "No more laundromat for you," they hum. My stove, a downer, tells me every day that I can't cook, and before I can defend myself my scale jumps in, shouting from the bathroom, "Well, he must be doing something. My numbers are off the charts. " The skeleton has a much more limited vocabulary and says only one thing: "You are going to die.
I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life. . what happened was that I started to pray.
What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
Did you really think I was too fragile to know what Deryn was?" "Fragile?" Volger looked about. "I hadn't thought so, but now I find you brooding in a bathroom. This doesn't speak well of your sturdiness.
Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if that "something" is a fake bathroom break.
As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
In our society, more and more, people are running around offended by syllables, even. People are afraid to say anything. It reminds me of the days of the old Soviet Union, where people would have to go into the bathroom to say what they were really thinking.
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL PROPERTIES with basketball courts, bathroom facilities, toilet facilities. Many young people would love to get the hell out of cities
If I'm stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or. . . clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's always something to be done.
That's something that I learned when I was homeless. Hotels are awesome because they are going to let you in and you can use the bathroom and when you're young and pretty you can probably use the pool. Somebody might by you a drink.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.
I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.
How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.
Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)