Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.
Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.
When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off.
A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.
When I finally decide that I'm ready to get out of bed, it could be the sunlight, it could be the fact that I'm awake, and, OK, first of all, I wake up in the morning because I have to go to the bathroom.
Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?
I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.
I've been singing Shakira songs in front of my bathroom mirror into my hairbrush forever. It's like a daily routine.
Toilet paper - and no baby wipes - in the bathroom. If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.
Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the bathroom. 'It wasn't true. ' 'You're lying. ' 'You told me to.
Let's stick together. " "Well, you're going to have to wait here for me there: I'm going to the bathroom. " "But how long are you going to be?" "Oh, three hours?" "Rocky. . .
I don't think it's man's function to write. I don't think it's a normal thing like teeth-brushing and going to the bathroom. It's a supered position on the animal.
Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom
I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.