I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.
But once in a while you might see me at In and Out Burger; they make the best fast food hamburgers around.
If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger?
On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?
I'll take you to Mickey D's," said Sean. "I'll buy you a hamburger. " Annie was not thrilled. Sean's offer did not compare to offers made in other centuries. "And fries," Sean said. "And a vanilla milkshake. " Annie remained unthrilled. "Okay, okay. You can have a Big Mac. " Romance in my century, she thought, is pitiful.
The U. S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.
Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger. Bizarre. He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What good are you then?
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face? - How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face? Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?
What good is having the right to sit at a lunch counter if you can't afford to buy a hamburger?
Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.
You know most of the food that Americans hold so dear - things like hamburgers and hot dogs - were road food, but even before they were road food, they were peasant food.
Tell you what," I said. "After the testing after the Demon Days, when things settle down -" "Things won't settle down. " "- I'm going to take you to the mall. " She blinked. "The mall? For what reason?" "To hang out," I said. "We'll get some hamburgers. See a movie. " Zia hesitated. "Is this what you'd call a 'date'?" My expression must have been priceless, because Zia actually cracked a smile. "You look like a cow hit with a shovel.
No poem ever bought a hamburger, or not too many.
You can get an Egg McMuffin all day; you just can't get the hamburger all day.
What is worrisome about that is the U. S. standard of living. I think it is very difficult to envision our standard of living being preserved if we are in an economy where all people do is flip hamburgers, wait on people in stores, and sue each other. It’s not much of a basis for an economy.
I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it's the same hamburger.
I don't get the animosity when someone tells a joke that you don't like. Whereas if someone made a dish that you don't like if you went to a restaurant, you would either try another dish or you just don't go back to that restaurant. But you don't say like, "I did not like the hamburger here. This restaurant should be shut down. It should be banned from making hamburgers. No one else should have these hamburgers. " And everyone else is like, "No, you wouldn't do that. "
We've all had that moment where the agent thought he hit hold. You hear it's like Hamburger Hill in the background.
