As an athlete, you figure you work your whole life to have what you have, and to be able to show the world what you have and how proud you are of it, that's always fun.
Some dead people said smart stuff.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
As thou thinkest, so art thou.
Whole generations have forgotten history.
It's an honour and a thrill and a privilege just to play in the NHL.
As I never saw my father or my mother, and never saw any likeness of either of them (for their days were long before the days of photographs), my first fancies regarding what they were like, were unreasonably derived from their tombstones. The shape of the letters on my father's, gave me an odd idea that he was a square, stout, dark man, with curly black hair. From the character and turn of the inscription, "Also Georgiana Wife of the Above", I drew a childish conclusion that my mother was freckled and sickly.