There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.
I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.
There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.
I do all my interviews on the toilet.
As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
Harry looked at Bellman. He could not help but admire him. The way you admire a cockroach you flush down the toilet and it comes creeping back again and again and in the end it inherits the world.
You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets.
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper
Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation.
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or would you innately understand that he meant you no harm?
Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective.
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
I think toilets are more important than temples.
You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.
I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.
The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water.
But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.