Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's a mistake to make a habit out of it.
I was married once before, and I stopped.
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing at a time.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
The only marriage I've observed for any length of time is my parents - 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, 'Pop, 35 years - what do you hope for?' He's like, 'I hope you die first. '
It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !
If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams
The Equal Rights Amendment would "turn holy wedlock into holy deadlock. "
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.
I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful.
If Marilyn is in love with my husband it proves she has good taste, for I am in love with him too.
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.
God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.
I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.
Each marriage starts with two built-in handicaps. It involves two imperfect people.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
