Jim, Jimmy, or James Norton may refer to:
What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!
I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.
Two men spit in their hands, help each other out, then laugh about it later. Just to be silly.
The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
People are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they like to feign offense so other people don't think that they're inappropriate for laughing at something.
Apologies; our cultural obsession with them isn't about actually being offended, or simply needing to hear, “I'm sorry. ” It's not really about right or wrong. It's about wanting to throw a rock in the dark and hear something break.
I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.
I couldn't get laid with a sitcom and a rifle.
While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is. . . about couscous.
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.
I don't pull out because. . . it's not my problem.
The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.
That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.
You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.
I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.
It just seems like right now we’re in a place where people are being witch-hunted for expressing an opinion. Even if it’s a lousy opinion or a shitty opinion, and comics I don’t think can ever fall into the trap of any groups that want to censor what a person says or thinks or punish a person for expressing what they think. Anything you say about a social issue is going to offend half the country. I don’t care how nicely you say it, I don’t care how well you construct the joke, simply by stating the opinion, you are for something and anti something else.