Jim, Jimmy, or James Norton may refer to:
I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.
And while all of your friends are grieving at your wake, I hope the sprinkler system turns on and sprays them with AIDS, hepatitis C and liquified genital warts. And while they're all running out and crying, I hope one of them slips and accidentally molests a child.
I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.
You really are a badass, edgy guy who tells it like it is. . . about couscous.
The only time the press doesn’t sensationalize information is when one of their own is kidnapped. Interesting how they show restraint then.
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
They don't tend to feature the kind of vaginas I like in adult films. I tend to like a thick, heavy pussy - the kind of pussy that looks like it just smoked an exploding cartoon cigar.
For the record, I hate skiing. . . and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.
While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window.
That looks like something out of the dumpster of planned parenthood.
No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
I don't pull out because. . . it's not my problem.
I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open
Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.
I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.
Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.
People don't mind positive stereotypes. People don't mind positive assumptions. It's only negative assumptions about them. So their outrage is so arbitrary.
People are too worried a lot of times what other people in the audience are going to think about them, so they like to feign offense so other people don't think that they're inappropriate for laughing at something.
You look like a diabetic strip club owner.