Everything comes to us from others. To Be is to belong to someone.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams
It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife !
According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry, lonely women, you'll be dead soon.
I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.
True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
She had been married so often she bought a drip-dry wedding dress.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
