I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.
We should all relax about life because you don't have a clue as to what's really going on.
Michael worked one day. Everybody was a little freaked out and nervous because he's a really big star. We were already working with really big stars, but Michael is Michael.
These movies are like my kids. I just love them to death. Some of them go to Harvard and some of them can barely graduate high school.
It always happens at the end that you're always under the gun because of various schedules and all that.
I haven't read a review of one of my films for the best part of 10 years.
I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews.
The only way for us to help ourselves is to help others and to listen to each other's stories.
I am for the world's salvation, I will quarrel with no means that promises help.
Richard did not believe in angels, he never had. He was damned if he was going to start now. Still, it was much easier not to believe in something when it was not actually looking directly at you and saying your name.
I never put out a history, I put out a dramatic history.