Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable that they don't care. They don't have that neediness where they need the laughs.
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.
I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse. I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. I have plenty of them.
The ball laughs, radiant, in the air. He brings her down, puts her to sleep, showers her with compliments, dances with her, and seeing such things never before seen his admirers pity their unborn grandchildren who will never see them.
It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly.
Originally, with all the shows, we went looking for belly laughs.
Sometimes you're not getting the laughs you want or at the place you want but that doesn't mean it's not funny. It means you haven't explored it enough.
Death is sad, yes, but there are some great laughs you can find there.
He who shoots first laughs last.
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A human being should beware how he laughs, for then he shows all his faults.
If the person laughs well, they are a good person.
In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
He laughs best who laughs last.
Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself.
[Ridicule] laughs at all those who see the earnestness of life and who still believe in true feelings and in serious thought. . . It soils the hope of youth. Only shameless vice is above its reach.
