A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill. . . we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.
Genius is born-not paid
A witty statesman said, you might prove anything by figures.
Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers.
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.