By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
[On Italian:] One may almost call it a language that talks of itself, and always seems more witty than its speakers.
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use.
Atheism Explained is a gem. It is clear, informative, well-argued, provocative, often witty, and unfailingly interesting. David Ramsay Steele ranges over so many issues that I should be surprised if he were right about everything, but it makes for a most stimulating read. The book is in a different league from Richard Dawkins's The God Delusion, and deserves much greater success.
I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
It is better to be loved rather than feared, or feared rather than loved? It might perhaps be answered that we should wish to be both: but since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.
Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in; fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well! It must have been made to have me in it!
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
I've been blessed, because the type I started in was competition based. It was about being witty and smart and innovative and different. I don't get backlash like some of the reality shows today because that's not who I am.
Good women are no fun. . . The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.
Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.