If whites would vote their economic interests, not their racial fears, we the people who have the most need for change have the power to bring about that change nonviolently.
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty. "
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest
There is only one way to read, which is to browse in libraries and bookshops, picking up books that attract you, reading only those, dropping them when they bore you, skipping the parts that drag.
Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.
You'll be scared! Sure you'll be scared. Who wouldn't fear having their head completely blown off.