Let him who has given a favor be silent; let he who has received it tell it.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty. "
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!
All myth is an enriched pattern, a two-faced proposition, allowing its operator to say one thing and mean another, to lead a double life. Hence the notion found early in ancient thought that all poets are liars. And from the true lies of poetry trickled out a question. What really connects words and things?
Sedimentation in the past has often been very rapid indeed and very spasmodic. This may be called the "Phenomenon of the Catastrophic Nature of the Stratigraphical Record. "
Physicians are like kings- They brook no contradiction.
I'd like to play a mixture of Lucille Ball meets Murphy Brown meets Glenn Close on 'Damages,' to keep a little bit of the darkness in there. I like dark comedy a lot.