I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". - Mitch Hedberg

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When in this world a man comes forward with a thought, a deed, a vision, we ask not how does he look, but what is his message?. . . The world still wants to ask that a woman primarily be pretty. . . .

Mitch Hedberg

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

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