To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
Since the primitive times, the wealth of the popes was exposed to envy, their powers to opposition, and their persons to violence.
Pleasure and guilt are synonymous terms in the language of the monks, and they discovered, by experience, that rigid fasts, and abstemious diet, are the most effectual preservatives against the impure desires of the flesh.
Other than that and the fact that I don't have to work any more my life hasn't changed a bit.
The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.