John McCain said that Sarah Palin is still a force in the Republican Party. Then he got in his car and backed over his mailbox.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
I'm 72-years-old. There's not a hell of a lot they can do to me. I will continue to report what I see and what I feel to be true.
If racism is not the whole of the Tea Party, it is in its heart, along with blind hatred, a total disinterest in the welfare of others, and a full-flowered self-rationalizing refusal to accept the outcomes of elections, or the reality of democracy, or the narrowness of their minds and the equal narrowness of their public support.
Your mind is your only judge of truth-and if others dissent from your verdict, reality is the court of final appeal.
Son, you'll know you're in love when a woman's voice settles into your spine.