Number one, one, one on wonderful WINO.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.
If you don't have an ego, you're a wino.
There is a wine called Easy Days and Mellow Nights, well-known on the outskirts of the Navajo reservation. It is an economical wine, fortified with the best of intentions, and I recommend it to every serious wino.