I love the First Amendment. Nobody loves it better than me. Nobody. I mean, who uses it more than I do?
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.
I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
There are dance artists, painting artists and writing artists. Authors are writing artists. You can practice art in whatever medium you choose, and words are mine.
I saw sorrow turning into clarity.
The world has not warmed up very much since the millennium.
When I find a ladybug I ask the butler to take it outside instead of killing it.