When I find a ladybug I ask the butler to take it outside instead of killing it.
You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.
Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
How brave a ladybug must be! Each drop of rain is big as she. Can you imagine what you'd do, If raindrops fell as big as you?
Please put the ladybug outside without harming her. (to his butler)
I am rather fond of ladybugs. They are so delightfully hemispherical.