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John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

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In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

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When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.

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