The joy of seeing Yuri Gagarin flying in space is only superseded by the joy of a good penalty save.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike:. . . Well, all of me.
If I like it, it's gonna be on my album. You can't please everyone.
When Philip had news brought him of divers and eminent successes in one day, "O Fortune!" said he, "for all these so great kindnesses do me some small mischief.
My biggest concern is that America is drifting towards mediocrity and that people don't recognize - and by people I'm meaning Washington - don't recognize the sense of urgency and the fact that I don't think this is a crisis anymore. I think it's an emergency.
People don't come to a comedy club simply to hear someone's thoughts, no matter how profound.