Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

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Together we can make a change of the world. Together we can help to stop racism. Together we can help to stop prejudice. We can help the world live without fear. It's our only hope, without hope we are lost.

Spike Milligan

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

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General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike:. . . Well, all of me.

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