Initially, the laser was called an invention looking for a job.
One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be?
Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War a Mistake!
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
General: Where are you from? Spike: London. General: Which part? Spike:. . . Well, all of me.
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
Whence arose all the horrid assassinations of whole nations of men, women, and infants, with which the Bible is filled; and the bloody persecutions, and tortures unto death, and religiosu wars, that since that time have laid Europe in blood and ashes; whence arose they, but from this impious thing called religion, and this monstrous belief that God has spoken to man?
If you're waiting with God, waiting is okay. If you're always waiting on God, you'll be frustrated. God never seems to work at the speed that we want Him to.
All the good things that are happening in America don't get reported on a lot.
She is sloppy, careless, and have many flaws here and there, but she is so honest and innocent like she's still a kid.