My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so. . . yeah. '
I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
We are even better looking on the small screen
I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
Would you go to see a brilliant actor who's been framed for something that he didn't do, and put him on a stage and say he's going to do Hamlet for you, and why don't you enjoy it? That's a hell of an analogy, but it's about the same thing.
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
I hated Ali. God might not like me talking that way, but its in my heart.
I learned a long time ago with you that folks who were trying to be kind would rather do it with a macaroni-and-cheese bake than any personal involvement. You hand off a serving dish and you've done your job - no need to get personally involved, and your conscience is clean. Food is the currency of aid.
I never learned how to tune a harp, or play upon a lute; but I know how to raise a small and obscure city to glory and greatness. . . whereto all kindreds of the earth will pilgrim.
Tolerance can be exercised only by those who have well-grounded convictions (although it will not always be exercised even by them). For such people tolerance is an act of self-abnegation; although they are convinced that those who differ from them must be wrong, they nevertheless will protect their rights.