My teenage years were spent trying to look like Rod Stewart - I ended up looking like Dave Hill from Slade.
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I. . . don't.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost. . . my virginity.
No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Love is all about. . . whistles.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Challenges ONLY make you STRONGER!!!
I thought I'd join the RAF and become a wing commander. I realised this wasn't possible, although I do have a pilot's licence.
This message (that attempting to beat the market is futile) can never be sold on Wall Street because it is in effect telling stock analysts to drop dead.