Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book. - Bo Burnham

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It seems to be the sense that once you throw guys in prison they're not going to come out. No, they're going to come out and, you know, what kind of beast have you created from that process?

Bo Burnham

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

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Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost. . . my virginity.

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No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

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Love is all about. . . whistles.

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I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.

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I think you guys are going to have to come up with a lot of wonderful new lies, or people just aren't going to want to go on living.

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