Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. - Bo Burnham

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Don't bother tellin' me what I've got comin' in the morning. . . I already know. I've got some feel good pills and a red Gatorade by my bed, ready to go!

Bo Burnham

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost. . . my virginity.

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No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

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Love is all about. . . whistles.

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I don't like calling myself a "feminist" only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.

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[Andy Griffith] is so great. He's just a dream. He's a beautiful man and so professional. I think he had more to say, script-wise, than anyone else, and when you're older it's not easy to memorize lines.

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Megan Gallagher

I started acting in my parents living room when I was five years old.

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Blake Shelton

Don't bother tellin' me what I've got comin' in the morning. . . I already know. I've got some feel good pills and a red Gatorade by my bed, ready to go!

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Jacques Chirac

National Missile Defense is of a nature to retrigger a proliferation of weapons, notably nuclear missiles. Everything that goes in the direction of proliferation is a bad direction.

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Watchman Nee

It is important to receive God's arrangement in the circumstances. This arrangement is the discipline of the Holy Spirit. To escape God's arrangement just one time is to lose an opportunity to have our capacity enlarged. A believer can never be the same after passing through suffering.

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