One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut.
Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic!
You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.
If anyone wants to know the weirdest thing, it's getting your hair cut and seeing it on the news. Terrorists probably knew about my haircut.
Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that?
A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make.
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!
In the late 60's to the early 70's, I was caught between the hippie and the skinhead movement. I had my hair cut so I didn't look like a straight at a hippie event, and I didn't look like a hippie at a skinhead event. It was a good haircut.
Dorothy Hamill was my big idol as a kid. She'd won the Olympics in 1976. She was America's sweetheart with her personality, her talent, her haircut.
We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills or smoke to get there) is a perfectly fine pastime. Everyone should try it once, like a super-short haircut or dating a white guy.
When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.
. . people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head.
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or "My dad keeps losing his car keys. " And then I just think of different ways the story could end. "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. " Then I try it out on stage. I don't do a lot of re-writing. My jokes either work or they don't. The trick is just to write a ton of jokes.
In most cultures, you can have a kid at 18 and it's not a big thing. It's not like, 'Oh, you've got to get a different haircut and move to the suburbs and act, like, 35. '
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
I've pretty much always had the same haircut my entire life.
At least we got to see the worst haircut since 1984 try to steal the spotlight from lovely Taylor Swift.
He's a haircut and a forehand.
The worse the haircut, the better the man.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.