Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
Legalizing drugs would simultaneously reduce the amount of crime and raise the quality of law enforcement. Can you conceive of any other measure that would accomplish so much to promote law and order?
Chefs aren't celebrities: they're chefs.
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
I cop a fair bit of flack for going from 'such a babe to such a boy'. I wanted to share (that) story.