I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it.
I think celebrities suck.
So many people have listened to my song because of it - I'm beyond grateful. It's funny because when I met Spencer and Dustin, they were so excited to meet me, but I was like you're the celebrities to me - they're the ones with a video has over 10 million views.
Among some of the youngsters, I think reality TV has installed that culture into them and inspired a few of them into wanting to be 'TV celebrities.
You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.
I think that celebrities are just people, like everybody else, and they've got the foodie bug in them too.
Now it seems like people want to do damage to young celebrities. They want to find them doing bad things. They encourage them.
The megaselling books by celebrities are not so much books as products.
I've been offered a lot of things that celebrities do that I wouldn't do, like perfumes, lines of clothing and this, that and the other.
People generally like to subscribe to celebrities.
Some girls get swept up in the lifestyle-clubbing and partying with celebrities. You can't live your life like that, though. It's fake.
The green movement got really hot really fast, but then the economy took a turn and it became clear exactly what's at stake, so I think somehow celebrities got a bad rap when they were trying to do good.
Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.
We celebrities are desperate pigs.
Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?
What celebrities are useful for is bringing attention to the public and making them more aware. They can be unbelievably effective.
I'm sure Sting's a lovely guy. It's just that nobody wants to be seen as that holier-than-thou thing. That over-earnestness is a bit of a problem with people in bands and celebrities or whatever.
[Donald] Trump likes celebrities; he is one.
Can't spell, can't spot fake Shakespeare, can't tell one wacky foreigner from another: it's increasingly obvious that Barbra is some deep sleeper planted by the Republicans to discredit the very concept of activist celebrities. Poor old Democrats, in thrall to her fundraising: people who need Barbra are the unluckiest people in the world.
Celebrities are just like us and like any of your friends. I love working with people.