Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother.
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much
I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
As the writer, I may choose to ignore the emotional heart of the matter, and focus on details, and trust that the heart of the matter will be conveyed nevertheless.
The infantile cowardice of our time which demands an external pattern, a nonhuman authority.
Obama ran on a platform of unmitigated optimism - a promise to usher in a brighter day for America. But there could hardly be a greater contrast between his pledge and his performance in office, between his commitment to the nation and his current abandonment of all hope.
Every word written is a victory against death.