I think there was no other profession for me. I was either going into an insane asylum or to be an actor.
Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much
I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
I can be stupid sometimes.
Howard Beale is processed, instant God, and right now it looks like he might just go over bigger than Mary Tyler Moore.
As the classes in modern life come together, we have become much more intensely class conscious. It's a very curious thing. But I deal with human beings with whom I've come in contact and have had a chance to closely observe. Their upper-classness is not a matter of particular fascination for me.
America doesn't reward people of my age, either in day-to-day life or for their performances.