I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in. - Jerry Seinfeld - Quotesmemo.com

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I loathe most crossover music. Yet I like to think when it comes to Code it's something different.

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Jerry Seinfeld

I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.

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