I love you all too much, it's one of just of my problems.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.
I'm a juvenile product of the working class, who's best friend floats in the bottom of a glass.
I cannot tell my story without reaching a long way back.
I don’t like the idea of dragging you into something that could get messy fast. If you need one more reason, I love you. This is uncharted territory for me, but I need to know that at the end of the night, I have you to come home to.